nightcrqwler:

Being a super hero is amazing. Everyone should try it.

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Dragon Age: Origins, A Summary

  • Duncan: Fucking Blight
  • Warden: Fucking darkspawn
  • Cailan: FUCKING GLORY
  • Loghain: Fucking Wardens
  • Morrigan: Fucking homicidal mother
  • Sten: Fucking humans
  • Zevran: Fucking Crows
  • Shale: Fucking pigeons
  • Leliana: Fucking Marjolaine
  • Oghren: Fucking women
  • Dog: CAKE
  • Alistair: I don't know what's going on.
  • Wynne: Come listen to me lecture you about your life choices
  • Everyone: No

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sofapizza:

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

eyebrow game on fine-point sharpie

sofapizza:

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

eyebrow game on fine-point sharpie

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corriezodori:

a-romeo-that-loves:

oh my god toyota.

THISWASTHEBESTCOMMERCIAL

(Source: miilesluna)

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vivzie-pop:

this made me laugh so hard.

vivzie-pop:

this made me laugh so hard.

(Source: tedtheodorelogan)

47,464 notes

liquidglue:

when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something

image

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dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool


I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true


okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

image

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

151,646 notes

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

392,127 notes

thespaceyadventures:

How you see yourself vs. How the world see you.

thespaceyadventures:

How you see yourself vs. How the world see you.

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tv meme [1/5] favorite ships: ben wyatt & leslie knope

"He loved her in a subtle kind of way. It wasn’t the kind of love you see in movies, with swelling music and giant gestures and running through the streets to catch a departing train. It wasn’t the kind of love that Byron or Shakespeare wrote about, with flowery language and hyperbole and iambic pentameter. It was still and deep, like water you might mistake for shallow if you just watched the surface. It was entirely his, not dependent on her own feelings for him, and it would still be there whether she, or him, or everyone else on the world disappeared. It was a subtle kind of love, but it was true. And she loved him just the same.”

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